I am a klutz. Really it's true. Anyone who has known me most of my life knows this about me. I walk into things, I trip over carpet. I slip and fall on ice and knock out my two front teeth. I jump rope and brake my ankle. It's just something I have always lived with. And up until now, I was okay with it. My parents spent thousands of dollars on ballet lessons to help me, but the shit didn't work. I still walk into any thing that is in my way.
A few weeks ago, about two, I was coming out of my bathroom and bam, right into the desk. My port 4th toe looks all mangled now. I guess no strappy sandles this summer. Now people look at me and say "Ah, what happened?" I wish I could tell them something cool, but all i can say is "I'm a klutz."
So as I hobble through the next few weeks, I hope that nothing else comes in the way of my toes. I gotta let them heal.
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"I slip and fall on ice and knock out my two front teeth. I jump rope and brake my ankle. It's just something I have always lived with."
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! I thought I was bad! But I feel your pain D! I still fall upstairs and drop crap, and trip over a flat crack on the sidewalk... Another great chapter! This one's going up on my blog!