You can tell a lot about a man by how many pockets his pants has.

I was talking to an old friend today who was  totally excited about the following pair of pants.
http://www.drjays.com/shop/P749291/utility-cargo-jeans.html

Now, I have come up with the theory that you can tell a lot of about a man by looking at his pants. I truly believe that the more pockets a man has in his pants, the more complicated he will be.

Men are already disorganized. And to think that having more pockets will help them stay organized is living proof that they are. Have you ever seen someone or been with someone who had more than the standard 2 to 4 pockets on pants??

This friend who LOVES those pants above, I have watched him countless amounts of times stand in the store, or at the movies, or before going to sleep, digging through multiple pockets looking for one thing. Even men who generally seem organized in their life, puts on these pants and just looses it.  Who wants a treasure chest in their pants?

I have a "cargo skirt" and I can't stand all those pockets. I originally bought it  because my guy at the time loved me in skirts and he also loves cargo anything. I wore that thing today and I can guarantee I will find something I lost the next time I wear them.  But I digress...

So here is a word to the wise.  Watch your man's pants. If you start seeing that he has more than he should. Talk to him, there maybe something going on in his life. This is a epidemic that needs to be stopped. We already have TOO many confused people out there. Let's nip this problem ASAP.